Top 10 Reasons Britney Spears Shaved Her Head
Author: T-bone
10. She’s a just a damn publicity whore, no getting around it.
9. Just when you thought she was at her lowest point, it looks like she finally hit rock bottom.
8. She hired Sinead O’Connor as her stylist.
7. She’s legally changing her name to Britney Shears.
6. The dreadlocks weren’t working out.
5. She wanted to divert attention from another part of her body (starts with a V) she shaved and showed to the world.
4. Two words: head lice.
3. She had to beat Kevin Federline in the “shortest hair” competition she’s having in her head.
2. She’s up for that coveted role in the sequel to “V for Vendetta”.
1. She lost that Superbowl bet with Paris Hilton.
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Is this the same Britney Spears that was so hot just a few years ago? She is either coming apart at the seams in front of the whole world, or she is trying to pull one of the weirdest publicity streaks of all time.
A few years ago she marries a childhood friend, and that lasts about one day.
She then marries some golddigger (Federline) who takes complete advantage of her. He even goes as far as uploading a private sex tape that he and Britney made. It becomes known as the Britney Spears sex tape and ends up on some of those video dump sites like liveleek and dailymotion. How does she live that down?
Then she dumps him and starts clubbing without panties with alleged friends Paris Hilton and company. Now she cuts off her hair.
Is she some kind of wacko or a brilliant marketer?
By john on 02.17.07 11:06 pm
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By World and Global Politics Blog » Blog Archive » I went bald too, so leave Britney alone on 02.19.07 12:10 pm
That link from world and global politics is a ripoff from my blog post I went bald too, so leave Britney alone.
By bernie on 02.19.07 12:37 pm
Omg. You people are so sick…
Leave this woman alone… Press should back off and give her some space. I’m not a big fan of her, but nobody deserves this…
I hope it happens to you!
By Andy on 04.04.07 7:58 am
are u stupid andy? if shes that fucking stupid then YES she does deserve this!! shes made the stupidest moves lately and they are all her fault. Driving with a baby on your lap? Shaving your head bald for no apparent reason? Showing up to court and hour late to your last and final CHILD CUSTODY HEARING?? And those are just a few, so yes, u nutjob, she does deserve this and more, none of this would have happened if she wasnt such a stupid whore. I wish i could slap her in the face and say “STOP BEING A DUMB WHORE… YOU DUMB WHORE!”
By numnumz on 02.06.08 11:09 pm
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